A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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