Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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David Cameron

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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