why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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