- Anti Joke

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

why are black people so fast? because there black

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.