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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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