How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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No your aunties a joke

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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