- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What is better than life? Nothing.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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