A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What fires shots? A gun

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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