Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Anti Joke

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