whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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womens rights.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Phew... it's gone.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Anti Joke

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