What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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