- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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