A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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