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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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