- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

the sky is green no it is not

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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