Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Daniel is a fag

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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