what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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