What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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WNBA

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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quantum physics?

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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