What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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