- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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