- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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