- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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