- Anti Joke

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

batman has diarrhea

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.