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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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