- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

u know whats a crime? rape

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

How old are you? 7

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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