- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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