- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Hi, my name is Jake.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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