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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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