- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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