- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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