- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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