There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Communism hehe xd

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Anti Joke

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