- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

race-car = rac-ecar

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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