An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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j.p. is dumb

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What is older than history?

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Michael Brown

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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