- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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