You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

You are joking right?

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

guess what what ...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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