- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

there once was a frog with no leggs

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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