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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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