- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What does water smell like? water.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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