- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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