- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

a irish man walks past a bar

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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