Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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