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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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