A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Women's rights

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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