What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Knock Knock Who's there

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

One, two, three, four and five

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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