- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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all these jokes are horrible now

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

autistic kids rock

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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