What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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