- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Pain Olympics.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

My cat just died.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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