Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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the lemon was sweet.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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