what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

homosexual rights to marriage

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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