Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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