- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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