- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Justin Bieber

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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