- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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