- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What's brown an sticky Shit

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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