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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

What's the difference between a duck?

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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