- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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