- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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