Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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