Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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