- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

No it doesnt..

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Women's Rights

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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