Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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