roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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