Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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can you pass the soap?

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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