- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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