- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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