- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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