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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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