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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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