why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

I love you

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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