- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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