Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

all these jokes are horrible now

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Women.

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