- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A chicken walked into the bar...

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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