- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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