Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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