- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

There's my tractor.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Japan

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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