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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Women's Soccer.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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