- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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