- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Pain Olympics.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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