- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

The Princess is in another castle

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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