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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Your face is hilarious.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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