a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

One, two, three, four and five

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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