- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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