Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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women's rights.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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