- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What's your blood type? Red.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Fat? Jesse Z

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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