I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

batman farted so hes retarded

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

A penis walks into a bar..

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

A Serbian Film

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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