You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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