- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

where's mom I killed her

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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