- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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