Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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