- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

your mama's so fat... that's it

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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