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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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