What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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