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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

chinga tue madre Ryan

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.