A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

were at work systems r down

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

black people

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What are annoying? Ads.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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