Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

what's white and sticky semen

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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