- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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