Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

swag

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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