- Anti Joke

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

1+2 = 6

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

it was all Tagart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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