There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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