A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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