- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Connor is homo

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

I don't believe in giraffes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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