- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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