Apple hates Blackberry.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Tunechi

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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