Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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I asked her where you were.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Anti Joke

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