what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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