- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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