a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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