A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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