Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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matt is fat

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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sadf

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Anti Joke

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