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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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