- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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