Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

woman's rights

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

feminism

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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