- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

A seal walks into a club.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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