- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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