- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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