- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

A man did not like this site

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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