Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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