Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

A seal walks into a club.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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