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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

guess what what ...

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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