- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

someone called someone else a frog

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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