I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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