- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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