Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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