- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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