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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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