What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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alert('The Game')

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Tilt your screen back .

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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