A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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