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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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