- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

why does the man appear fat he is

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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