- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Want to hear a joke? No.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Guest what in the butt

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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