- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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