- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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