- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

A pope meets another one

why did the blue berry cross the road

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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