- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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