Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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