- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

you will like this because i am black.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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