- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

your mama so old, shes dead.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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