- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

knock knock Goodbye

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

pull my finger (farts)

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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