Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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