- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

quantum physics?

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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