- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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