Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Your girlfriend.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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