The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Whats the defination of cruelty

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Anti Joke

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