Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

My spelling is horrible

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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