- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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