- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

race-car = rac-ecar

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

knock knock who's there? your destiny

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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