- Anti Joke

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp