- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

quantum physics?

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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