There are 3 prisoners inside a cage. All the prisoners are blind folded and wearing hats. They are told there are 5 hats all together, 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. If one of them can answer what color hat they are wearing they are all set free. However, they have no idea what color hat they are wearing, only what color hat the other prisoners are wearing. They are also not allowed to tell what color the others are wearing. So the game begins: The first prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the first prisoner says "I don't know." The second prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the second prisoner says the same thing, "I don't know" Now the third prisoner didn't even need to take off his blind fold. He already knew the answer. He said, "Sir, I know I am wearing a red hat" The guard smiled and all the prisoners are set free. Why? If the first prisoner saw the other prisoners blue hats then he knows he's wearing a red hat because there are only 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. But he sees one guy wearing blue and one guy wearing red, so he says "I don't know." The second prisoner took off his blind fold and the same thoughts occur. If he saw the other prisoners wearing all 2 blue hats, then he knows he's wearing red. Instead, he sees one guy wearing a blue hat and the other guy wearing a red hat. So he says "I don't know" Now the third prisoner doesn't even need to take off his blind fold. Why? He heard the other prisoners saying they don't know, which led him to believe that all they saw was blue and red hats. That means if he takes of his blind fold he will see that both of the previous prisoners will be wearing blue hats and since there are only 2 blue hats available, he must be wearing a red hat.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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A lot eh?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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