What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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