- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

knock knock i have diarrhea

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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