Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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