What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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